Month: May 2016

Warm Weather Modesty: Beach & Pool

Summer is approaching and you’re no doubt excited for the pools and beaches to open! But, men, I beg you to remember modesty when out in the sun.

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Beach Bum? More like Beach Slut

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Immodest Lifeguard: Saving your life, while risking your soul

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Football is a contact sport, sir. You are not wearing the protective gear necessary for such a game.

 

 

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Sir, warm weather is no excuse for slutty behavior.

Men, how can you expect women to respect you and not objectify you when you’re out wearing things like the above?

Ask yourself: Is immodesty worth burning in hell for?

Immodest Muscles

If you have an internet connection and are friends with women then you have probably seen today’s featured Immodest Man before. His name is Brock O’Hurn aka Brock O’Manbun. He’s made quite a name for himself lately. Apparently he has nice eyes.
Men, ask yourself what would Jesus do? Not White Jesus though because, as you can see White Jesus is a hussy.

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Brock could use our style tips guide. Your hair isn’t made for that style, hun.

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I’d be looking down too if I was as slutty.

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Calvin Klein underwear have been talked about here before. Calvin Klein? more like Satan Klein, amirite?

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To be truly clean, you need Mandesty.

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You won’t be able to have ice cream in hell, son.

Neko Immodesty

We’ve discussed Mandesty and cats before, but I didn’t think we’d have to discuss virtual cats. This young man is cosplaying as Tubbs from Neko Atsume.

He didn’t get an accurate cosplay. Tubbs, as the name suggests, is a fat cat. Why is this man showing us his body? He really just wanted an excuse to act slutty. I bet he’s never played the game. If he did, that sashimi wouldn’t be there. And Tubbs doesn’t wear flip flops!

Immodest men are bad enough, but fake geek immodest boys? The worst.

 

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Men if you act this way, women will treat you like regular fish instead of gold fish.

 

The Internet is no longer Safe!

Fellow blogger and Mandesty reader Angie sent me this message:

I Googled “hot man” to find an image for my blog post. 99% of the results are begging for Mandesty treatment

 

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This is what “hot man” will get you in the Google.

Readers, we’ve reached a point in our society when we can no longer safely search innocent terms like “hot man”. We get things like this:

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Ryan Reynolds: Apparently, he’s hot

Instead of things like this:

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James McAvoy: Literally hot

Thankfully, Angie is strong and was able to alert me to this indecency. Many other women aren’t as morally upright and would have been lost down the rabbit hole of male immodesty.

I fear it will soon be unsafe for me to Google “hot buns”. What will be next, Interwebs?