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Is There Something Wrong With Your Eye?

At Mandesty, we not only discuss immodest dress but also behavior. We’ve tried to talk to PM Slutty McSinful but he just keeps going on with his immodest self.

Anyway, we’ll continue to talk about ways in which behavior can be immodest.

Today we will focus on winking. Yes, winking aka the Devil’s eye tick.

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Being Modest is very Hardy for this boy. 

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(Dis)honorable Mentions

Not winks but slutty eyes nonetheless

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The Devil probably made him an offer he couldn’t refuse

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This was added to this post for…reasons

All In for Immodesty

Ricky Martin, notorious shaker of bon bons, debuted his new show in Las Vegas this past Wednesday. 
As a staunch defender of Mandesty I keep a close eye on his social media presence. This was posted a few days ago on his Facebook page

I am glad he’s getting used to scorching heat. His residency titled All In will run from April until September. 

This immodest behavior isn’t new though. He has been featured on this blog before and, well…just see for yourself. 

What did milk ever do to deserve this?

What was I saying?

Get used to them flames

It’s nicknamed Sin City for a reason.

They’re Red Hot and Immodest

Mandesty is a year old and we haven’t addressed one of the biggest threats to modesty in the last 30 years. 

Chad, Anthony, Flea and John

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, you know those those guys who are allergic to shirts and think the United States is only California. 

I remember the first time I encountered the funky monks of immodesty. It was the early 90’s and MTV still played music. 

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RHCP have had a few line up changes over the years but one thing reminds a constant; immodesty.

 

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These days Will Chad is keeping his shirt on. Josh is a sweet modest cinnamon roll and hopefully he’ll be a wholesome influence on Flea and Anthony.

 

Immodesty is a Thor(n) in my Side

Look guy, I don’t know how things work in Australia but this is America and we have morals here.

Video via Hemsworth’s instagram

 

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Shame, shame, shame

 

 

 

Mandesty: Oscars’ Edition

Oscar winner, history maker and star of Moonlight, Mahershala Ali is now starring in a campaign for Immodesty facilitator, Calvin Klein. This Klein person has been named on this blog several times. I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Klein got into this underwear business for the sole purpose of corrupting souls.

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Mahershala Ali for Calvin Klein

Joining Ali is fellow Moonlight co-star Trevante Rhodes

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Trevante Rhodes for Calvin Klein. I suppose I should caption this but I have lost my train of thought

 

Is it any wonder that this has happened though? After all, the Oscar itself is egregiously immodest.

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You don’t see the Emmy statue naked, do you Oscar? 

 

 

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You know what though? These two look great together. 

 

Snakes on a What?

Readers, I admit I used to have a fear of snakes and other reptiles. I’ve gotten over this fear somewhat thanks to Snek memes. Anyway, as always I was trying to enjoy my evening when I saw this on my feed.

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Not what I had in mind when I think “trouser snake”

 

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Actual footage of my seeing the above photo

We’ve talked about immodesty and animals before. So I’m not too surprised by this. However, I wish men would stop exposing animals to the sins of immodesty.

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This should go without saying

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Modesty Motherflower: Do you have it?

 

When a Man Loves Immodesty

Readers, preaching the Good Word of Mandesty is rewarding but it is hard work. So I like to unwind after a long day of saving young boy souls by watching some God-fearing programming.

I decided I would check out a new show called The Santa Clarita Diet. I figure it must be about good eating habits. Anyway, as I settled in a for a relaxing evening, I’m greeted by this:

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I don’t know which is more offensive: the immodesty or the bad photoshop

I will admit I’m not very familiar with this Michael Bolton. I think he sings and used to have a bad hair cut. Frankly, after this, I’m not sure I care to know about him.

A loyal Mandesty reader says this may be how Michael tells us he is a Never Nude.  It would explain the dead eyes.

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I wish they did more than that, Tobias

 

So I’m here now, writing this because immodest men never take a break. Needless to say, my relaxed evening didn’t happen.

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I hope you’re proud of yourself, Michael B