They’re Red Hot and Immodest

Mandesty is a year old and we haven’t addressed one of the biggest threats to modesty in the last 30 years. 

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers, you know those those guys who are allergic to shirts and think the United States is only California. 

I remember the first time I encountered the funky monks of immodesty. It was the early 90’s and MTV still played music. 

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RHCP have had a few line up changes over the years but one thing reminds a constant; immodesty.

 

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These days Will Chad is keeping his shirt on. Josh is a sweet modest cinnamon roll and hopefully he’ll be a wholesome influence on Flea and Anthony.

 

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Immodesty is a Thor(n) in my Side

Look guy, I don’t know how things work in Australia but this is America and we have morals here.

Video via Hemsworth’s instagram

 

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Shame, shame, shame

 

 

 

Vintage Immodesty: Naked Gunner

 

This young man displayed such heroism that Mandesty is willing to forgive his Classic Immodesty. From Rare Historical Photos:

This young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission has just jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot who was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul. Since Japanese coastal defense guns were firing at the plane while it was in the water during take-off, this brave young man, after rescuing the pilot, manned his position as machine gunner without taking time to put on his clothes. A hero photographed right after he’d completed his heroic act. Naked.

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I bet you didn’t notice the enemy in this photo. Image taken by Horace Bristol, 1944

Domestic Immodesty

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“Hey, hon. Just risking your mortal soul while I risk grease burns. See how much I love you?”

Immodesty is dangerous to your soul but cooking topless is dangerous to your health. I guess it’s just as well. I suppose you should get used to burning flesh anyway. You’ll get a lot of that in Hell, mister.

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Seriously, men. This is extremely unpractical. 

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Are all your clothes in the laundry, young man?

Men, I appreciate your effort into housework, but it is not enough. Put some clothes on and go make me a sandwich.

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Perfect example of the Modest Domestic Man: Flipping your breakfast but never your soul

Generic 1950s couple - man doing housework while woman puts her feet up.

The Way It Should Be