slutty men

Immodesty is (Uni)Corny

Not even unicorns are safe from slutty men. Is nothing sacred?




Remember how the cold feels. you won’t get that in hell, mister. 


Haven’t unicorns suffered enough?


Nuts to Immodesty


Not sexy


I think I’m starting to understand why some people call it “nut-ella”. Readers, this isn’t the first time this tasty spread has been featured here. Why are men ruining such a classic treat with their smuttiness?


Actual sexy

For the record, it’s Noo-tella and I won’t accept any other pronunciation especially from immodest fellows.

Dating Immodesty



A Mandesty reader sent this in and I realized that dating sites are a great place to find men who need to learn of Modesty for Men.

This fellow above is a perfect example of the type of man I mean. These men post seductive pictures and then complain women don’t respect them and only want sex. Men, how do you expect to find a woman “with substance” if you’re displaying yourself like a piece of antelope ass? How do you expect hungry lions women to handle¬†that kind of pressure?

Honestly, I blame the fathers. They’re out there modeling this behavior so their sons think it’s perfectly normal.

It’s a damn shame.

Pillows and the Devil


Folks I am beginning to suspect that emoji pillows are in cahoots with the devil.

Men, we have talked about this. Pillows are NOT for that head.

I worry for today’s generation of men. They see and think it’s perfectly acceptable to do rub pillows on their private parts. How do you sleep at night? I bet not very well since you’ve worn out your pillows.

ABC’s of Immodesty


It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy
It’s easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, modesty
A B C, 1 2 3
Baby, you and me boy

Did you enjoy that? Well, you shouldn’t have. Now you’re one step closer to hell. Don’t look over you shoulder honey, because I’ll not be there.

Criminal Immodesty


Wearing sunglasses indoors to hide the shame in his eyes. 

Readers, this young man is Shemar Moore. He is an actor known for his role as an FBI agent on the TV show Criminal Minds.

Folks, I’m tired. We’ve spoken to several celebrities in past about their immodest behavior. Is all our work for nothing? Mr. Moore, I would hope that would have more respect for yourself. After all FBI agents are nothing if not paragons of virtue.

Also, I am starting to believe Calvin Klein got into the underwear business just to promote immodest among men.

Warm Weather Modesty: Beach & Pool

Summer is approaching and you’re no doubt excited for the pools and beaches to open! But, men, I beg you to remember modesty when out in the sun.


Beach Bum? More like Beach Slut


Immodest Lifeguard: Saving your life, while risking your soul


Football is a contact sport, sir. You are not wearing the protective gear necessary for such a game.




Sir, warm weather is no excuse for slutty behavior.

Men, how can you expect women to respect you and not objectify you when you’re out wearing things like the above?

Ask yourself: Is immodesty worth burning in hell for?